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By special arrangement with the Agency, we present a world-wide live streamed reading of Rob Hayes’ unmistakable play, featuring performances from James Chapman, Drew Holmes, Carl Gregory, Tyran Stig and Ben Louttit, with stage directions and descriptions read by Artistic Director of The Very Popular Theatre Company Daniel Stoddart. 

The 70-minute live stream will be broadcast live on Friday 12th of June at 8pm (Sydney, Australia Time) and 6am on the 12th of June (New York Time).

One-night stands are awkward. One-night stands with animals are more awkward. When you're as desperate to please as Bobby, things get awkward as f*ck. He's just a guy with too much love to give, and a burning desire to give it to consensual adult mammals. 

A one-man tragi-comedy performed by 5 men from award-winning playwright Rob Hayes. 

There isn't really much more to say here!

"I think if you’re onboard with the title, you won’t have any problem with the content…his ballsy, original play has a depth and poignancy that endures long after you’ve stopped LOLing at the name."

Andrzej Lukowski, Time Out

"Hayes’ darkly funny script masks a disturbing psychological examination of mental illness and loneliness…this play is much more subtle and interesting than the brashness of its title."

The Stage

"Rob Hayes’ deliciously uncomfortable script foregrounds in-depth character study."

The List

Obviously, not for young audiences...but do we really need to warn you!?

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